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>>>>
>>>> Choosing a wife
>>>>
>>>> A man wanted to get married.  He was having trouble
>>>> choosing among three likely candidates.  He gives each
>>>> woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they
>>>> do with the money 
>>>>
>>>> The first does a total make over.  She goes to a
>>>> fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and
>>>> buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely
>>>> for the man.  She tells him that she has done this to
>>>> be more attractive for him because she loves him so
>>>> much.
>>>> The man was impressed.
>>>>
>>>> T he second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.  She
>>>> gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for
>>>> his computer, and some expensive clothes.  As she
>>>> presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent
>>>> all the money on him because she loves him so much.
>>>> Again, the man is impressed.
>>>>
>>>> T he third invests the money in the stock market.
>>>> She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back
>>>> his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint
>>>> account.  She tells him that she wants to save for
>>>> their future because she loves him so much.
>>>> Obviously, the man was impressed 
>>>>
>>>> The man thought for a long time about what each woman
>>>> had done with the money he'd given her.
>>>>
>>>> thought.....
>>>>
>>>> thought.....
>>>>
>>>> thought.....
>>>>
>>>> thought.....
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>>>> thought.....
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>>>> thought.....
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>>>> thought.....
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>>>> thought.....
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>>>> thought.....
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>>>> thought.....
>>>>
>>>> Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs....
>>>> Men are like that, you know.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> There is more money being spent on breast implants
>>>> and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.  This
>>>> means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly
>>>> population with perky boobs and huge erections and
>>>> absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
>>>>
>>>> If you don't send this to five OLD friends right away
>>>> there will be five fewer people laughing in the world
>>>> 
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