A CAJUN WALKS INTO A BAR WITH A PET ALLIGATOR BY HIS SIDE. HE PUTS THE 
ALLIGATOR UP ON THE BAR, HE TURNS TO THE ASTONISHED PATRONS, "I'LL OPEN 
THIS ALLIGATOR'S MOUTH & PLACE MY PRIVATES INSIDE, THEN THE GATOR WILL 
CLOSE HIS MOUTH FOR 1 MINUTE. THEN I'LL OPEN HIS MOUTH AND REMOVE MY 
UNIT UNSCATHED.  IN RETURN FOR WITNESSING THIS SPECTACLE, EACH OF YOU 
WILL BUY ME A DRINK." 

THE CROWD MURMURED ITS APPROVAL. 

THE MAN STOOD UP ON THE BAR, DROPPED HIS TROUSERS AND PLACED HIS 
GENITALS IN THE GATOR'S OPEN MOUTH. THE GATOR CLOSED HIS MOUTH AS THE 
CROWD GASPED. 

AFTER A MINUTE, THE MAN GRABBED A BEER BOTTLE AND SMACKED THE GATOR 
HARD ON THE TOP OF IT'S HEAD. THE GATOR OPENED HIS MOUTH AND THE MAN 
REMOVED HIS GENITALS UNSCATHED AS PROMISED. THE CROWD CHEERED AND THE 
FIRST OF HIS FREE DRINKS WERE DELIVERED! 

THE MAN STOOD UP AGAIN AND MADE ANOTHER OFFER, "I'LL PAY ANYONE 
$100.00 WHO'S WILLING TO GIVE IT A TRY." A HUSH FELL OVER THE CROWD.. 

THEN A HAND WENT UP IN THE BACK OF THE BAR. 

A BLOND WOMAN TIMIDLY SPOKE UP............... 

"I'LL TRY IT. JUST DON'T HIT ME SO HARD WITH THE BEER BOTTLE."